Friday, September 05, 2008

Sarah is Saved

Jesus wants a pipeline! And guns for cops. And god won't give us these things unless we pray!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The top 10 things you should know about Sarah Palin:

1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power

2) She believes creationism should be taught in public schools

3) She is opposed to abortion even in cases of rape and incest

4) She is a champion for big oil and supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and everywhere else

5) She was a member of the Alaskan Independence Party with the goal of seceding from the United States

6) She believes global warming is a farce

7) In 2007 she put out a bounty on wolves paying $150 for turning in legs of freshly killed wolves

8) She is opposed to listing the polar bear as an endangered species

9) She supports aerial hunting of wolves and bears even though Alaskans voted twice to ban the practice

10) She used $400,000 of state money to fund a media campaign in support of aerial hunting