Monday, February 06, 2006

Village In Bali Outraged By Mick Jagger Utterance of Word "Come" World Leaders Ask For Calm



Geriatric "singer" Mick Jagger is thankfully censored by ABC during Super Bowl XL. Another world crisis is averted.

The Iranian government was particularly relieved given that it is rumored that dead men (in particular gay one's that have been executed by the government) actually do come.

1 comment:

Fons said...

Damn Budhists! I wish on then eternal ignorance!